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Udder sex?

Posted by jmalouin7 - June 29th, 2010


It may shock you to know this, but a suprisingly large amount of people take part in cow sex. It is achieved by taking the swollen mammary glands of a cow and using them to stimulate your nerve region of choice. Mostly it is done by women who use it as some sort of weird sex fetish, but it can also be found in some beastial gay cultures.

In the classic Smith and Horsten video, it clearly demonstrates the proper technique which must be applied for such an act to occur, because you dont want the milk ejaculating inside your body, nor do you want any permanent or severe damage to occur to the cow.

Now on to a more personal note. This fetish is more than a hobby to me, its a way of life. When I hit puberty, all I could think of was milk filled cow nipples. Anytime a girl took her shirt off, I just saw udders. it consumed my thoughts, my life was filled with the images of udders slapping me across my face and spraying that delcious cream white treat all over my body.....Then one day...I got my chance

I was walking through a field, minding my own buisness when i came across an abanonded cow. It looked in pain, so I naturally walked over to see if it was alright. I noticed that its nipples were bright red, and that they looked quite large. I figured it had to have been 3 maybe 4 days since it had been milked. But before I could do the right thing, my body took over.

Quickly shedding my pants, I caressed the udder, letting my fingers flow all over it, feeling every bump and hair. I rubbed up agaisnt it, letting the cow's skin get my erection going...then, I got under the cow and backed up into one of the nipples. My ass was pretty tight, so I did some quick thinking and released a little milking onto my rectum and used it as a natural lube. It did the trick, within seconds the nipple penetrated my ass giving me pleasure like I had never known before. I of course had to do most of the work, but it was worth it. The best part was that it went on for hours because the cow never had to ejaculate. As long as I kept the udder from releasing its milk I was safe. After I finally came all over the ground I turned around and sucked on the nipple, getting all of the milk out. Then I put my clothes on and left the field, never to see the cow again, but always remembering the greatest pleasure I had ever known.

What are your thoughts on this?


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