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6 Years In The Making!

2017-02-28 00:35:06 by jmalouin7

First post since 2011!

Damn was it ever a fine one!

good morning!

2011-12-25 02:01:03 by jmalouin7

Merry Christmas everyone!

slowly moving on

2010-08-28 20:20:28 by jmalouin7

RL comes and steals us one at a time, and now it has it's grips on me. Slowly dragging me away into responsibility, and growing-up-atude.

most of you have noticed I haven't been around to much, I try to be here when I can, but it will never be like before. RL has come, stolen me away from you guys, with being with my gf, working 7 days a week, and college coming up in 2 days. the RL monster grabbed me and slowly dragging me away from this golden land of internetting and fucking around for the very fun of it.


2010-07-06 19:19:59 by jmalouin7

i, jamie malouin, am amazing.
the end.

Udder sex?

2010-06-29 00:26:21 by jmalouin7

It may shock you to know this, but a suprisingly large amount of people take part in cow sex. It is achieved by taking the swollen mammary glands of a cow and using them to stimulate your nerve region of choice. Mostly it is done by women who use it as some sort of weird sex fetish, but it can also be found in some beastial gay cultures.

In the classic Smith and Horsten video, it clearly demonstrates the proper technique which must be applied for such an act to occur, because you dont want the milk ejaculating inside your body, nor do you want any permanent or severe damage to occur to the cow.

Now on to a more personal note. This fetish is more than a hobby to me, its a way of life. When I hit puberty, all I could think of was milk filled cow nipples. Anytime a girl took her shirt off, I just saw udders. it consumed my thoughts, my life was filled with the images of udders slapping me across my face and spraying that delcious cream white treat all over my body.....Then one day...I got my chance

I was walking through a field, minding my own buisness when i came across an abanonded cow. It looked in pain, so I naturally walked over to see if it was alright. I noticed that its nipples were bright red, and that they looked quite large. I figured it had to have been 3 maybe 4 days since it had been milked. But before I could do the right thing, my body took over.

Quickly shedding my pants, I caressed the udder, letting my fingers flow all over it, feeling every bump and hair. I rubbed up agaisnt it, letting the cow's skin get my erection going...then, I got under the cow and backed up into one of the nipples. My ass was pretty tight, so I did some quick thinking and released a little milking onto my rectum and used it as a natural lube. It did the trick, within seconds the nipple penetrated my ass giving me pleasure like I had never known before. I of course had to do most of the work, but it was worth it. The best part was that it went on for hours because the cow never had to ejaculate. As long as I kept the udder from releasing its milk I was safe. After I finally came all over the ground I turned around and sucked on the nipple, getting all of the milk out. Then I put my clothes on and left the field, never to see the cow again, but always remembering the greatest pleasure I had ever known.

What are your thoughts on this?

More thoughts

2010-01-28 02:40:29 by jmalouin7

My vagina is like a goat, it just loves to eat grass.


I was sad....

2009-12-21 23:13:43 by jmalouin7

@@@@@-EDIT---- COSMICDEATH (Joy) WOZ ERE! >:D ------@@@@@

and when I told a friend I was sad, she drew me a pretty picture to cheer me up, it worked well :)

I was sad....


2009-08-19 06:31:00 by jmalouin7


*Edit* I love some of you.

*Edit* Sometimes I think I am crazy.

Wedding Issues.

2009-08-17 20:18:53 by jmalouin7

Moms stressing, taking it out on all of everyone around her. My dad left, he is out in Sarnia(One hour away) and I am thinking about joinning him. Like last night, i went out drinking, with sister, her bf, and a bunch of other friends, and I got called at 1 am, and was called an irresponcible retard. why??? cause i decided i was staying the night at joel's house, instead of driving home.

My sister, the one getting married, is surprizingly not stressed. i actually went out drinking last night with her. She is looking forward to the wedding cause of the party that is going to go on after the wedding.

This sucks, waiting for saturday, then this shit will be over and done with.

1 More Week

2009-08-16 00:51:35 by jmalouin7

Till my sister is married.

Looking forward to it. she has been with her high school sweetheart for almost 10 years. At the beginning of 2008 he proposed to her, and ever since then they have been slowly putting things together for the wedding.

one week from now, I will have an official brother in law.

Also, my sweetheart Renae and I made a flash, everyone go watch, review, do w/e.

Thanks Renae <3